Since it's trendy to be 12 and bored, why not add a little coolness and put some misogyny or misandry on top ?
It sure beats being emo, doesn't it ?
It doesn't matter that you're a delicate totally clueless little bitch with social issues, but it sure teaches those *bastards* how real-cool-kids do battle, eh ?
Because, if you're a 12y old girlie you certainly know everything there is to know about men, you've met more than enough and had *long-lasting-relationships* with intense levels-of-communication and all them bastards let you down, the *fact* that your *men* are nothing more than freshly hatched pups is nothing but a minor and insignificant little detail.
Or, if you're a young know-it-all douche making momma proud, there's definitely enough knowledge in your vast spiritual essence to fill libraries whole on women-related topics. Who would even *ask* about your couple-months(at best) old *dead-serious-relationships* with kittens so fresh their pubes are having a hard time deciding to take a peek at the vast outdoors ?
Nah, of course you know. You know it all. So knowing and wise you are that you even decided to help others less fortunate than your *great* self, by placing labels here and there: that one sucks, this one blows, that one's worthless, but why should you stop here ?
Because it's *such* a time-saver to just label them all : Girls are worthless! Boys are worthless !
They do of course fall in your wisely devised categories and given your excessive experience there's no room for error.
Put that wisdom and knowledge to good use and answer this
"What's your excuse for not growing the f* up?"
Why this? because i'm bored of all the status messages i'm seeing lately.
